I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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