we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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