Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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