Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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