at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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