That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
