Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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