i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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