When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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