she smelled like a LAN party
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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