is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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