I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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