it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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