I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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