Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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