Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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