You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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