maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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