How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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