You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
