belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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