so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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