I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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