I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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