Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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