And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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