theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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