Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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You. Win. At. Life.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
please don't ironically join a cult
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