its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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