With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
wow bdsm is so cute
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