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(248): View more from Michigan

I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'

(708): View more from Illinois

such a stalker...

(248): View more from Michigan

she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.

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(802): View more from Vermont

good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...

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(631): View more from New York

OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET

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(540): View more from Virginia

Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen

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(817): View more from Texas

I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life

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(876): View more from Jamaica

I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!

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