There is no way he is gay with that hair.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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