I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
