i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize