I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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