I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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