I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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