awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Randomize
