me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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