I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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