ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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