Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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