Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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