Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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