how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
one two three fourrrrnication!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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