Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry lilbopeep hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(937): View more from Ohio

Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not

Fav 27 899 2900
share tweet
(310): View more from California

I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"

Fav 11 1046 2683
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(713): View more from Texas

My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it

Fav 109 1341 5010
share tweet
(248): View more from Michigan

We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.

(440): View more from Ohio

I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.

(248): View more from Michigan

Playoffs. This shit is serious.

Fav 60 7213 1485
share tweet
(530): View more from California

There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them

Fav 15 4892 1933
share tweet
(208): View more from Idaho

Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.

Fav 9 4125 1223
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?

Fav 8 1235 2693
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(510): View more from California

Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?

Fav 3 560 384
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(952): View more from Minnesota

tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you

Fav 0 40 3
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT