I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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