it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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