Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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