Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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