Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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