what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
barbara walters just said penis...
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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