didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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