I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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